Tis the season to fail finals
Fa la la la la
I hate myself
i stabbed holes through my ears so that i could hang shiny dangly things there
and yet it takes me 20 minutes to take off a bandaid
"…is that a cardboard cutout of Thor?"
"HE HAD A THING NOW DO YOU WANT THE DAMN DORITO OR NOT"
omg im gomen this stopped being funny after i had more than two hours of sleep but it’s been on my hard drive since i saw iron man 3 so i quickly finished and posted it
nothing makes a gamer more nervous than when the game autosaves in a seemingly harmless location
"this is an awfully convenient collection of healing items"
"why is all this ammo here"
"where did all the enemies go"
"This room has rather a lot of wide, open space in it."
"The music stopped suddenly."
"No, there it is."
"….That’s an awful lot of bass."
I am pretty sure that, regardless of race, creed, or culture, being a little girl getting your hair done up ranks about 11 on a 10-point scale of Please Momma Don’t.